We have a couple of house rules, though…
- You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window.
- No personal phone conversations.
- If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.”
- No electricity after 6:00 PM.
- If you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying.
- There’s no noise allowed on Mondays.
- No TV after breakfast.