December 2011
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We have a couple of house rules, though...
You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window.
No personal phone conversations.
If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.”
No electricity after 6:00 PM.
If you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying.
There’s no noise allowed on Mondays.
No TV after breakfast.
November 2011
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My Thoughts During Class
do you not know how to read or
move your head, i can’t see the board
can you please shut up, you’re so loud and annoying
i’m hungry
i don’t get this
i hope you get caught texting
i hate all of you guys
stop staring at me i’m too beautiful for you
why did the teacher call on you if she don’t even know the answer
when’s lunch
why do you smell so bad
let me out of here
kill me
what...
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Anonymous asked: Favorite books you've ever read?
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Dear dumbasses on the bus,
Are you really that damn oblivious? Please, for the love of GOD, look around buddy, can you see that CLEARLY there are people that are forced to stand up the whole entire bus ride because YOUR BACKPACK HAD A ROUGH DAY? No. Get your backpack off the seat before I peel you off that seat and throw you out of the bus myself.
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I like my men like I like my coffee.
Black
Ground up and in my freezer
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Watch
WatchSee what a group of engineers did to encourage people to use the stairs in Stockholm.
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